I was at home when I heard the doorbell ring. I had sneakily order jimmy johns on my moms credit card. I was so excited to eat my foot long sandwich with salt and vinegar chips. I rushed down stairs and said I’m stupid. I opened the door the guy was astonished he said how old are you 70? I got the sandwich and rushed up the stairs and opened the salt and vinegar chips first. The vinegar was too sharp but it was still good. I ate the foot long so fast I was going to have a good day.
So today we are told to say RED LADDER SINKING COINS PAVEMENT so here's a random story. I was walking down the street with my six foot feet i felt a light tap i said go eat a rat then and walk away in the rain in pain. I sat in a basket i barely fit i at a burrito bofor this so i'm fat go sit on a bat and my lungs out guy go die in hole with a hole in it oooooooo hot bars ooooooo by.
ps : i don't like haters
WEIRDOS REEEE REEEE REEEEE REEEE REEEEEE
SUB TO PEWDIEPIE!
My life is…empty. What a surprise!pewdiepie you should really sub to him he needs it he is going to be the first youtuber to reach 100m subs or it will be T-series and you don't want T-series to get to 100m first so sub to pewdiepie. Pewdiepie actually makes good content for his viewers unlike T-series make love songs and gets views like who wants to listen to T-series life problem only weird people like T-series. So go to youtube and search up pewdiepie and subscribe to him NOW!
SEARCH THIS UP NOW!