Wednesday, February 27, 2019

The Restaurant!

I was at home when I heard the doorbell ring. I had sneakily order jimmy johns on my moms credit card. I was so excited to eat my foot long sandwich with salt and vinegar chips. I rushed down stairs and said I’m stupid. I opened the door the guy was astonished he said how old are you 70? I got the sandwich and rushed up the stairs and opened the salt and vinegar chips first. The vinegar was too sharp but it was still good. I ate the foot long so fast I was going to have a good day.























Johnny boy.





So today we are told to say RED LADDER SINKING COINS PAVEMENT so here's a random story. I was walking down the street with my six foot feet i felt a light tap i said go eat a rat then and walk away in the rain in pain. I sat in a basket i barely fit i at a burrito bofor this so i'm fat go sit on a bat and my lungs out guy go die in hole with a hole in it oooooooo hot bars ooooooo by.


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At my school i made this thing called muchos monday it is where we have a burrito eating contest in the lunchroom to see who can eat the burrito the fastest. So far i have the fastest time of 47 seconds. Im mean the burritos are as huge as a burger king burger you know. I eat the burrito as fast as a dog eats a steak. But back to the point muchos monday was so awesome unti l l l ll l l l ll ll l lll l DOT DOT DOT
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So i was home one morning when i got suspended from school. I threw a dart at my teacher, so here i am. I said to my mom that i wanted to paint my face the american flag because we are going to go to a football game a sunday. So my mom went to the store and buyed me face paint. She came back and i started but it is the wrong color there is no white so i thought kwickly i will just use my really white skin. So SUB to pewdiepie before you leave this plz. oof

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Scraper and the railroad
By:Nathan



I woke up to a jolt, it was Rider, what does that kid want now. I got up and ran out the door, I was still waking up when i saw the car. I got shoved into the back seat. Then 3 minutes later I got held by the neck and sooner or later I was held out of the window. I saw me falling away from Riders hand then i landed on a train track. I saw the blue car drive away then i heard a honk of a train and that was the last thing i heard. Heaven…..

Monday, October 15, 2018






                                                             


what lifts me!

skateboarding lifts me because their is never endless tricks and nobody knows all the tricks in the skateboarding world.

meeting new friends lifts me because i like to more than one or two people to talk to...









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I'm obsessed with skatebording and BMX. Im learning new tricks by the second, I love helping people
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My name is Nathan i live in Missouri. US



How to do an OLI
So first your right or left foot has to be half on the skatebord half off, then you hit the gruond with the tip of your skatebord then with your other foot slide it to the other side of the skatebord and lift off of the foot that was half on half off and then you should be able to do an OLI.

How to pop shuve it.
so first you want to put you right or left foot in the top corner of your nose and you right or left foot just below the bolts. then you do it like an ole but rotating your board 180 digress then landing on your board. the landing might be a little off just be ready for that!

How to do a kickflip.
so its kinda ike an oli but you rotat your board and its much harder. so instead of doing an oli you slid you foot to the top of the board to the side of the tail.